Tuesday, February 28, 2006

Things that taste like other things

Here are a few recipes you will never use.

Thin mint Girl Scout cookies

Ingredients:
1 Oreo
Plain mint toothpaste
A toothbrush

Directions:
Have an Oreo then brush your teeth

It works


Peanut butter samwhich Girl Scout cookies (!!Warning may contain peanuts!!)

Ingredients:
1 Graham cracker (halved)
Peanut butter

Directions:
Spread peanut butter on one half of the graham and put the other half on top

Tastes great


A liquid form of the bubble gum flavored toothpaste that you get at the dentist

Ingredients:
3 parts Moutain Dew
2 parts Minute Maid Orangeade
1 part Root beer

Directions:
mix together. Serve chilled

Guarenteed to bring back horrible dentist memorys




Unsweetened peanut butter(Still in testing)

Ingredients:
1 Oyster cracker
a bit of lettuce

Directions:
Eat them together in your mouth



All these recipes and more will be featured in my book
Half the Work Roughly the Same Effect: The Corner cutters guide to Sucess

Your friend Tim

Wednesday, February 15, 2006

I want to post something but I can't think of anything so post an Idea in the comment box and I'll post about.OK?

Wednesday, February 01, 2006

My Nintendo DS

If you don't know I recently purchased a Nintendo DS The greatest hand held video game system (next to the original gameboy, of course) ever created (Yes even better than a PSP). Why you ask, 'cause its got two screens AND the bottom one is a touch screen, how cool is that. Now you may think I'm a total Geek, which I agree with, but really I don't care if you do.

Your Friend Tim