Monday, December 20, 2004

Secret message

happy holiday days everyone
and i think i can speak for everybody in my family beth,katie,chris,NIKKI,linda, and terry when i say that
i hope your ENGAGED in many fun holiday activities.
Don't forget TO MARK your calender for december 25.

Sunday, December 19, 2004

Seasonal Felicity Proffer

"Seasonal Felicity Proffer" {revocable}

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasions of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular practices at all....and a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2005, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great, ((not to imply that "America" in necessarily greater then any other country or is the only "AMERICA" in the western hemisphere)), and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform, or sexual preference of the wishee.

((By accepting this greeting you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alterations to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for the period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.))

-Your Attorney

Friday, December 17, 2004

My First Post

This is my first post isn't it exciting. I don't know what to post, but who cares? nobodys going to come here anyway. I geuss i'm just not very funny or interesting. I wonder why people (besides ones i'm related too) barely ever came to my xanga? its probobly because i barely posted anything. To bad for me. I hope people come to my blog though.

Thanks for your