Thursday, June 22, 2006

I hope this doesn't happen to us


Tuesday, May 16, 2006

Take this quiz, Guido...

Sorry I haven't posted in a while - so here's a quiz to make up for it...

Friday, March 31, 2006

This might be the coolest thing ever

Read this story. I found it on snopes

Tuesday, March 21, 2006

The Gauntlet

As you have noticed me and Mark have been trash talking each other about a video game competition. Well, we had the competition, and I dubbed it "The Gauntlet". Here is how it went.
It was me, Mark and Chris (he wanted to play too!). Mark (trying to be sneeky) decided we were going to play the Miss Pacman Tv game. We played 3 games, Miss Pacman, Pole Position and Galaga. The first was Miss Pacman. I went first and did horrible (mostly 'cause I never was very good at it),then Mark and he did OK, but Chris swamped us both.

Standings Tim 0
Mark 0
Chris 1

Next was Pole Position
Once again I went first I did much better, then Mark who did very well, then Chris who messed up. (please take note of the fact that later that evening I beat mark's score by 10,000 points)

Standings Tim 0
Mark 1
Chris 1

At the finally, Galaga, I thought I was done for, but I rose to the occasion and I got the new high score and destroyed chris and mark. They didn't stand a chance

Final Standings Tim 1
Mark 1
Chris 1

So it ended in a tie but Mark has already challenged me to a game of donkey konga

To be continued...

A Haiku

Mark will lose next time
He cannot compete with my awesome power
Donkey Konga is my game

Saturday, March 11, 2006

Whats Wrong?

What's wrong Mark you haven't called me or e-mailed me yet. Are you Lazy or are you just scared? I'm ready any time

Thursday, March 02, 2006

Mark I will take you down

Mark, though you say I've been "Dodging" you're challenges, I say before these witnesses (all 3 people would read my blog) that you name the time, place and game and I will take you down. Do you accept, or are you gonna wuss out like you did with my last challenge?

Tuesday, February 28, 2006

Things that taste like other things

Here are a few recipes you will never use.

Thin mint Girl Scout cookies

1 Oreo
Plain mint toothpaste
A toothbrush

Have an Oreo then brush your teeth

It works

Peanut butter samwhich Girl Scout cookies (!!Warning may contain peanuts!!)

1 Graham cracker (halved)
Peanut butter

Spread peanut butter on one half of the graham and put the other half on top

Tastes great

A liquid form of the bubble gum flavored toothpaste that you get at the dentist

3 parts Moutain Dew
2 parts Minute Maid Orangeade
1 part Root beer

mix together. Serve chilled

Guarenteed to bring back horrible dentist memorys

Unsweetened peanut butter(Still in testing)

1 Oyster cracker
a bit of lettuce

Eat them together in your mouth

All these recipes and more will be featured in my book
Half the Work Roughly the Same Effect: The Corner cutters guide to Sucess

Your friend Tim