Thursday, June 22, 2006
Tuesday, May 16, 2006
Take this quiz, Guido...
Sorry I haven't posted in a while - so here's a quiz to make up for it...
Friday, March 31, 2006
Tuesday, March 21, 2006
As you have noticed me and Mark have been trash talking each other about a video game competition. Well, we had the competition, and I dubbed it "The Gauntlet". Here is how it went.
It was me, Mark and Chris (he wanted to play too!). Mark (trying to be sneeky) decided we were going to play the Miss Pacman Tv game. We played 3 games, Miss Pacman, Pole Position and Galaga. The first was Miss Pacman. I went first and did horrible (mostly 'cause I never was very good at it),then Mark and he did OK, but Chris swamped us both.
Standings Tim 0
Next was Pole Position
Once again I went first I did much better, then Mark who did very well, then Chris who messed up. (please take note of the fact that later that evening I beat mark's score by 10,000 points)
Standings Tim 0
At the finally, Galaga, I thought I was done for, but I rose to the occasion and I got the new high score and destroyed chris and mark. They didn't stand a chance
Final Standings Tim 1
So it ended in a tie but Mark has already challenged me to a game of donkey konga
To be continued...
Mark will lose next time
He cannot compete with my awesome power
Donkey Konga is my game
Saturday, March 11, 2006
What's wrong Mark you haven't called me or e-mailed me yet. Are you Lazy or are you just scared? I'm ready any time
Thursday, March 02, 2006
Mark I will take you down
Mark, though you say I've been "Dodging" you're challenges, I say before these witnesses (all 3 people would read my blog) that you name the time, place and game and I will take you down. Do you accept, or are you gonna wuss out like you did with my last challenge?
Tuesday, February 28, 2006
Things that taste like other things
Here are a few recipes you will never use.
Thin mint Girl Scout cookies
Plain mint toothpaste
Have an Oreo then brush your teeth
Peanut butter samwhich Girl Scout cookies (!!Warning may contain peanuts!!)
1 Graham cracker (halved)
Spread peanut butter on one half of the graham and put the other half on top
A liquid form of the bubble gum flavored toothpaste that you get at the dentist
3 parts Moutain Dew
2 parts Minute Maid Orangeade
1 part Root beer
mix together. Serve chilled
Guarenteed to bring back horrible dentist memorys
Unsweetened peanut butter(Still in testing)
1 Oyster cracker
a bit of lettuce
Eat them together in your mouth
All these recipes and more will be featured in my book
Half the Work Roughly the Same Effect: The Corner cutters guide to Sucess
Your friend Tim